Man I Suck at Poker

Full Tilt Poker Game #2047378482: Table Bello (speed) - $1/$2 - Limit Hold'em - 21:21:53 ET - 2007/03/22
Seat 1: mrpc800 ($42.50)
Seat 2: Pintokio ($60.50)
Seat 3: adud2cyber ($94.50)
Seat 4: Pokeratom ($65)
Seat 5: HonkIII ($51.50)
Seat 6: SlowMoves ($59.75)
Seat 7: gadzooks64 ($42.25)
Seat 8: Crovax83 ($54.50)
Seat 9: HoyaSDaxa ($19)
SlowMoves posts the small blind of $0.50
gadzooks64 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #5

Holecards:
Dealt to gadzooks64 [ ]
Crovax83 folds
HoyaSDaxa folds
mrpc800 folds
Pintokio folds
adud2cyber folds
Pokeratom folds
HonkIII raises to $2
SlowMoves calls $1.50
gadzooks64 calls $1

Flop:
[ ]
SlowMoves checks
gadzooks64 checks
HonkIII bets $1
SlowMoves calls $1
gadzooks64 calls $1

Turn:
[ ] [ ]
SlowMoves bets $2
gadzooks64 calls $2
HonkIII folds

River:
[ ] [ ]
SlowMoves bets $2
gadzooks64 calls $2

Showdown:
SlowMoves shows [
] (a full house Eights full of Aces)gadzooks64 mucks
SlowMoves wins the pot ($16 .25) with a full house Eights full of Aces

SUMMARY:
Total pot $17 | Rake $0 .75
Board:
[ ]
Seat 1: mrpc800 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Pintokio didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: adud2cyber didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Pokeratom didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: HonkIII (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 6: SlowMoves (small blind) showed [ ] and won ($16.25) with a full house Eights full of Aces
Seat 7: gadzooks64 (big blind) mucked [ ] - three of a kind Aces
Seat 8: Crovax83 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: HoyaSDaxa didn't bet (folded)

Oooh Look, I continue to suck

Full Tilt Poker Game #2047409613: Table Bello (speed) - $1/$2 - Limit Hold'em - 21:26:00 ET - 2007/03/22
Seat 1: mrpc800 ($36.50)
Seat 2: Pintokio ($57.50)
Seat 3: adud2cyber ($94.50)
Seat 4: Pokeratom ($55)
Seat 5: HonkIII ($62)
Seat 6: SlowMoves ($69)
Seat 7: gadzooks64 ($34.75)
Seat 8: Crovax83 ($43.50)
Seat 9: HoyaSDaxa ($34)
mrpc800 posts the small blind of $0.50
Pintokio posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #9

Holecards:
Dealt to gadzooks64 [ ]
adud2cyber folds
Pokeratom folds
HonkIII folds
SlowMoves folds
gadzooks64 calls $1
Crovax83 folds
HoyaSDaxa calls $1
mrpc800 raises to $2
Pintokio folds
Pokeratom adds $50
gadzooks64 calls $1
HoyaSDaxa calls $1

Flop:
[ ]
mrpc800 bets $1
gadzooks64 calls $1
HoyaSDaxa raises to $2
mrpc800 raises to $3
gadzooks64 folds
HoyaSDaxa calls $1

Turn:
[ ] [ ]
mrpc800 bets $2
HoyaSDaxa calls $2

River:
[ ] [ ]
mrpc800 bets $2
HoyaSDaxa calls $2

Showdown:
mrpc800 shows [ ] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
HoyaSDaxa mucks
mrpc800 wins the pot ($21) with two pair, Jacks and Fives

SUMMARY:
Total pot $22 | Rake $1
Board:
[ ]
Seat 1: mrpc800 (small blind) showed [ ] and won ($21) with two pair Jacks and Fives
Seat 2: Pintokio (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: adud2cyber didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Pokeratom didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: HonkIII didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: SlowMoves didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: gadzooks64 folded on the Flop
Seat 8: Crovax83 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: HoyaSDaxa (button) mucked [ ] - two pair Sixes and Fives