Backup

And this is why you always have a back up plan.

Stolen from "(Not) Always Right Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes"

Customer: “My husband spilled a milkshake on his laptop’s keyboard.”
Me: “Okay, well it appears that you have our accidental service plan, so let’s get you squared away and get this laptop fixed.”
Customer: “Oh, that’s great! when will it be back?”
Me: “Two to four weeks.”
Customer: “Oh, that’s not good.”
Me: “Why?”
Customer: “Do you give loaners?”
Me: “No, I’m afraid we do not.”
Customer: “Great! You mean he wont be able to watch his porn then?!”
Me: *blank look*